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As a result of legal restrictions — sex with an animal is illegal in most U. states and European countries — the lived experience of being a zoo is rarely heard outside of underground online forums or secret meet-up groups. There was a carnival in a parking lot across the street from my house and it had a parade of them walking around in circles.

I begged my parents to let me go so I could ride the ponies, but when I got on a horse’s back I was absolutely horrified. I think I was bothered by how awful the situation was for them.

And, as I discovered, mares taste very, very nice, like mown grass or fresh hay, and they really enjoy oral stimulation. That’s how I know sexuality can change, because mine changed. That’s something that a lot of people don’t understand.

I’ve always made sure, except for the first few times when I was a neophyte, that my partner has an orgasm, whether it’s a human or a horse, because I want her to have a really good time, and oral is something she almost always enjoys. I saw a clinical psychologist following a recent trauma around two friends suddenly dying, and this perhaps reactivated the trauma of the death of my first love. That’s sort of how I see it, but I guess it’s silly to project human-relationship standards onto an animal.

So, she chooses to come with me, and I leave her food and she puts her head on my chest and we snuggle and I whisper sweet nothings in her ear and rub her cheeks — what she likes. She really loves the area between the back of her legs touched.

There are some people whom I would never want to associate with because they are not good people, but there are bad people in life in general. We are a varied community: city folk, country folk. When I first gave a horse oral sex I was in my early 20s, and one of the things I had to overcome was the thought that it’s disgusting to go down on a horse, much like the way some men feel about women. I picked her up for 0 because she was going on a meat truck. I’ve never had a relationship with a horse that was as in-depth as the one I have with her.

The popular image of that person on the farm who goes and abuses animals because there’s no other outlet, that’s not the case. So it was at the back of my head at the time, and it’s kind of strange because there’s nothing about horses that’s disgusting to me. I much enjoy her company; it’s really not just about sex.

My friend was there at the time, and he was holding her head. I’d brushed her, cleaned her under her tail, and cleaned her face.

He didn’t have to do that — it’s not like we were doing things that she wasn’t enjoying — but he was there to protect me. I’d scooped snot out of her nose — we know each other very intimately.

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